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  • Writer's pictureClarke Wallace

It happens out of the blue, if it happens at all. I noticed a small bump to the left of my groin. I let it be.


I was coming out of the shower when I found Roe staring at me. “How long have you had that?” my wife asked about the bulge. I shrugged, saying not long.


“That’ s a hernia," she said. "Does it hurt?” That, from the nurse in her. I shook my head. “Oh yeah? Day surgery. I’ll set it up.”


It took a while, hospitals having enough troubles these days. The night before I, and surely others facing the same thing, have to wonder what happens if I’m told ‘we’re going to have to keep you overnight…’


There I was the next day in Day Surgery of the Etobicoke General Hospital stripping down. A hand came through the closed divided curtains holding a handful of hospital clothes. Two in fact. I heard a quiet voice say, "Strip everything off, and put these on. It came as an command, not a request.


The first piece was a short thing that you put on with the ties on the back? Hmm. Then came another with sleeves that once on reached my ankles.


A hand drew back the curtains. There was Emma, ignoring the embarrassment of me struggling to get out of my jeans. She had this warm, ensuring smile.


A series of nurses and the surgeons came by asking questions, and writing them down: Name in full, age, height. Any allergies? Confirm your date of birth. God knows how many others asked the same questions at each stop along the way. To make sure I was the one on their info sheet.


The nursing staff and doctors are really something. Helpful, not hurried as I went through the various steps before the operation; Emma was beside me all the way, her quiet, assuring demeanor came with smiles that told me all would be well.


Author’s comment: I woke up some time later in Recovery with Emma looking down on me. “You did fine, Mister Wallace. You’ll have to rest for a while. I’ll have your clothes ready.” Why all that worry? When I was in such good hands.

  • Writer's pictureClarke Wallace

There is something about lotteries that’s depressing. Tell me, how many of us have ever won the BIG one? Or even a moderately big prize. It might be for a good cause, but you known darn well there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.


And yet who can resist not buying one??


I’m a sucker when one of those packages arrives in the mail or on your laptop. Take the Princess Margaret HOME Lottery.


Look at the richly photographed package. Staring at you are large windows brightly lit running the length of the building. Two chimneys. Price tag? A $6.6 MILLION GRAND PRIZE. Stuck close to it is a small red sign warning you it ‘SELLS OUT FAST’.


Along the bottom is what seems like a stack of bills. Tucked against the unruly pile is a photo of a red Jaguar.


If you find it impossible to describe the large house, rely on Brian Gluckstein, the architect, telling you, it’s a “perfect blend of classic and contemporary design, The ultimate family home.” Oh yeah?

If this hasn’t convinced you to buy a lottery ticket, there’s a chance to win a smaller home. TAKE A LOOK INSIDE (by ) visiting the PrincessMargaretLotto.com. Turn the page and you see this: ’3.1 MILLION TORONTO GRAND PRIZE plus $100,000 cash to go along with it.


I’m eager enough to turn the next page where there's a photo of a Muskoka lakefront cottage. Worth just over a million dollars. Plus $100,000 cash. It leaves me weak in the knees.


Next there's a richly photographed cottage with an EARLYBIRD DEADLINE of Midnight 5 November . Or a home for the same amount of money in Niagara-on-the-Lake. Tossed into the mix is a million dollar downtown Toronto Condo. Along with this comes a pair of season tickets to The Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors and the Toronto FC.


Author’s comment: There are more prizes. My brain is bursting with the possibility of winning something. We’re drawn in by all this splendor. Go for it! Why not? It’ll only cost you $100 for a single ticket. $250 3-pack, and more. Hmm. Me? I’ll put the package aside and forget about it. Or try too.

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