CAR WASH-hUH?

I pull into one of those car washes every now and

then. The kind that gives you squirts of suds and lots

of water.

I was heading home the other day when I noticed a

car wash I hadn’t used before.

What surprised me was the sign giving a list of instructions.

‘YOU ARE HERE, LETS GET READY’

What came next was in smaller print:

Leave your keys and motor running

Close windows

Close sunroof

Turn off AUTO WIPERS

Open trunk if you want the interior vacuumed.

Author’s comment: I drove in, stepped out and moved my butt

so not to be trampled by those wanting first to vaccum the

interior. I hardly recognized my vehicle once the job was done.

It looked new inside and out. Well, almost new inside and out.